Wisconsin Anonymous

Anonymous, the shadowy group of internet hackers who of late have been targeting Iranian, Tunisian and Irish Fine Gael official computer systems, have announced that they are now going after the Koch brothers, the financial power behind the Tea Party and the union-busting Republican government in Wisconsin:

Dear Citizens of the United States of America,

It has come to our attention that the brothers, David and Charles Koch--the billionaire owners of Koch Industries--have long attempted to usurp American Democracy. Their actions to undermine the legitimate political process in Wisconsin are the final straw. Starting today we fight back.

Koch Industries, and oligarchs like them, have most recently started to manipulate the political agenda in Wisconsin. Governor Walker's union-busting budget plan contains a clause that went nearly un-noticed. This clause would allow the sale of publicly owned utility plants in Wisconsin to private parties (specifically, Koch Industries) at any price, no matter how low, without a public bidding process. The Koch's have helped to fuel the unrest in Wisconsin and the drive behind the bill to eliminate the collective bargaining power of unions in a bid to gain a monopoly over the state's power supplies.

The Koch brothers have made a science of fabricating 'grassroots' organizations and advertising campaigns to support them in an attempt to sway voters based on their falsehoods. Americans for Prosperity, Club for Growth and Citizens United are just a few of these organizations. In a world where corporate money has become the lifeblood of political influence, the labor unions are one of the few ways citizens have to fight against corporate greed. Anonymous cannot ignore the plight of the citizen-workers of Wisconsin, or the opportunity to fight for the people in America's broken political system. For these reasons, we feel that the Koch brothers threaten the United States democratic system and, by extension, all freedom-loving individuals everywhere. As such, we have no choice but to spread the word of the Koch brothers' political manipulation, their single-minded intent and the insidious truth of their actions in Wisconsin, for all to witness.

Anonymous hears the voice of the downtrodden American people, whose rights and liberties are being systematically removed one by one, even when their own government refuses to listen or worse - is complicit in these attacks. We are actively seeking vulnerabilities, but in the mean time we are calling for all supporters of true Democracy, and Freedom of The People, to boycott all Koch Industries' paper products. We welcome unions across the globe to join us in this boycott to show that you will not allow big business to dictate your freedom.

(Emphasis in the original press release.) Anonymous helpfully provides a list of U.S. paper products made by Koch Industries (through Georgia Pacific) that you can boycott to help reduce their influence:

• Vanity Fair
• Quilted Northern
• Angel Soft
• Sparkle
• Brawny
• Mardi Gras
• Dixie

Feel free not to buy any of these paper products - there are plenty of competitors, and there's no reason to give the Koch brothers any more of your hard-earned money. They're just going to use it to screw you over.

It's not clear from the release whether Anonymous would be going after Koch Industries computers, or the computer systems of their front-man think tanks, but I would think the latter would be more effective. Hacking into computer systems controlling their finances would be another approach. In any event, it will be interesting--and amusing--to see how much they can disrupt the Koch's influence over U.S. politics.