Republican Solutions

Representative Gabrielle Giffords (D-AZ) is almost assassinated. Republican Louie Gohmert's (R-TX) response? A push to allow guns on the floor of the US House of Representatives.

Republicans have been wringing their hands and gnashing their teeth about the deficit. So they vote to repeal the Affordable Care Act, which the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office states will add approximately $230 billion to the deficit.

OK, so the Republican solution to a high-profile shooting is more guns. And the Republican solution to the deficit is more debt. The obvious Republican solution to liberals, therefore must be...

...more liberals!